My ex fiance has gone too far?

Do you know that slimy little jack-a** put three whole chickens in the trunk of my car? The Winn Dixie bag and receipt was still in the trunk when i opened it. He must have done it a couple of days ago and I guess that snot has an extra key (he used to sneak off and drive my car while I was asleep all the time). Now my car has been sitting in the hot sun at the beach all day today and it smells so bad I had to stop and puke twice on my way home. I got so sick trying to clean it out that I had to pay my neighbor's son to throw out the chickens and wash out my trunk. It doesn't matter -- my car is ruined. There were maggots and everything in the trunk. How can i get back at this sorry, scrawny, lying, two-timing, lazy no-good b*****d? Is there any way I can give him swine flu or ebola? Is there any punishment bad enough for him? Please help me with ideas for revenge!!!